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Boredom does strange things to me

Wed Jul 8, 2009, 9:25 PM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Demon Hunter - Thorns
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I got bored...enjoy.

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an X next to everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.

1. Smoked. []
2. Drank alcohol. [x] (Sister kinda forced me to...)
3. Cried when someone died. [x] (do pets count?)
4. Been drunk. [o] (meh, was half way there so I'll give myself half a point)
5. Had sex. []
6. Been to a concert. [x]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. []
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. []
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [x]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95.5%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. []
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.[]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. []
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. []
15. Been to prom. []
16. Cried at school. [x]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. [] (God I hope I don't get lost in there...I work there!)
18. Went streaking.[]
19. Given or received a lap dance. []
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [x] (My cousin)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93.5%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [x] (My cousin)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [x] (Once again, my cousin)
23. Kissed a stranger. []
24. Hugged a stranger. []
25. Went scuba diving. []
26. Driven a car. [x]
27. Gotten an x-ray. [x]
28. Hit by a car. []
29. Had a party. []
30. Done serious drugs. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89.5%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. []
32. Got paid to strip for someone. []
33. Run away from home. []
34. Broken a bone. []
35. Eaten sushi. []
36. Bought porn. []
37. Watched porn. []
38. Made porn. []
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. []
40. Been in love. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89.5%

41. French kissed. []
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [x]
43. Cried yourself to sleep. []
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. []
45. Stabbed yourself. []
46. Shot a gun. []
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. []
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
50. Watched an animal die. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85.5%

51. Watched a person die. []
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. []
53. Pranked somebody. []
54. Put somebody in the hospital. []
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. []
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. []
57. Dressed punk. []
58. Dressed goth. []
59. Dressed preppy. []
60. Been to a motocross race. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85.5%

61. Avoided somebody. [x]
62. Been stalked. []
63. Stalked someone. []
64. Met a celebrity. []
65. Played an instrument. [x]
66. Ridden a horse. []
67. Cut yourself. []
68. Bungee jumped. []
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. []
70. Been to a wild party []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 83.5%

71. Got caught stealing something. []
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [x]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. []
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. []
75. Got arrested. []
76. Been pregnant. []
77. Babysat. [x]
78. Been to another country. []
79. Started your house on fire. []
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81.5%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. [x]
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. []
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. []
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. []
85. Sat on your butt all day. [x]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. []
87. Had a job. [x] (yay wal-mart...)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. []
89. Been called a whore. []
90. Danced like a whore. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79.5%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. []
92. Been in a car accident. [x]
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. [x]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. []
95. Raped somebody. []
96. Danced in the rain. []
97. Been rejected. [x]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. []
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. []
100. Been raped. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76.5%

You are 76.5% Virgin (Yay! lol)

And now for the other thing of boredom!


1. Taken a picture naked? - no

2. Painted your room? - yes

3. Made out with a member of the same sex? - no

4. Drove a car? - yes, learning to drive

5. Danced in front of your mirror? - no

6. Have a crush? - yes, have and had

7. Been dumped? - yes

8. Stole money from a friend? - no

9. Gotten in the car with people you didnt know? - no

10. Been in a fist fight? - no

11. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? - yes

12. Had feelings for a friend? - yes

14. Made out with a stranger? - no

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? - no

16. Left your house with out telling your parents? - no

17. Had a crush on your neighbor? - no

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? - no

19. Slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? - yes

20. Seen someone die? - no

21. Been on a plane? - yes

22. Kissed a picture? - no

23. Slept in until 3? - yes

24. Miss someone right now? - no

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? - yes, when I was a kid

26. Made a snow angel? - yes, when I was a kid

27. Played dress up? - no

28. Cheated while playing a game? - yes

29. Been lonely? - meh, not really

30. Fallen asleep at work/school? - dude, school was where I got the mostly sleep during the day lol

31. Been to a bar? - yes

32. Felt an earthquake? - no

33. Touched a snake? - yes

34. Ran a red light? - no

35. Been suspended from school? - no

36. Had detention? - yes

37. Been in a car accident that you didnt cause? - yes, a minor one

38. Hated the way you look? - yes

39. Witnessed a crime? - no

40. Been the person doing the crime? - no

41. Pole danced? - no

42. Been lost? - no

43. Been to the opposite side of the country? - kinda sorta, yeah

44. Felt so sick you thought you might die? - no

45. Cried yourself to sleep? - no

47. Sang karaoke? - when I was a kid

48. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - yes, plenty of times

49. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - no

50. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - yes

51. Kissed in the rain? - no

52. Sang in the shower? - no lol

53. Had sex in a park? - no

54. Had a dream where you were married? - not that I can remember

55. Glued your hand to something? - no, but I glued my fingers together once

56. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? - no

57. Ever gone to school partially naked? - no

58. Been a cheerleader? - no

59. Sat on a roof top? - no

60. Didn’t take a shower for a week? - yes

61. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? - no

62. Played chicken? - no

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i was bored to loll !

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an X next to everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.

1. Smoked. [x]
2. Drank alcohol. [x]
3. Cried when someone died. [x] (do pets count?)
4. Been drunk. [x]
5. Had sex. [x]
6. Been to a concert. [x]
7. Gotten/given a handjob. [x]
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. [x]
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. [x]
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [x]
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.[]
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. []
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. []
15. Been to prom. [x]
16. Cried at school. [x]
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. []
18. Went streaking.[]
19. Given or received a lap dance. [x]
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [x]
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [x]
23. Kissed a stranger. [x]
24. Hugged a stranger. [x]
25. Went scuba diving. []
26. Driven a car. [x]
27. Gotten an x-ray. []
28. Hit by a car. []
29. Had a party. [x]
30. Done serious drugs. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. [x]
32. Got paid to strip for someone. []
33. Run away from home. []
34. Broken a bone. []
35. Eaten sushi. []
36. Bought porn. []
37. Watched porn. [x]
38. Made porn. []
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [x]
40. Been in love. [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%

41. French kissed. [x]
42. Laughed so hard you cried. [x]
43. Cried yourself to sleep. [x]
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. []
45. Stabbed yourself. []
46. Shot a gun. []
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. []
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
50. Watched an animal die. [x] (do ants count?)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70%

51. Watched a person die. []
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. [x]
53. Pranked somebody. []
54. Put somebody in the hospital. []
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. []
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. [x]
57. Dressed punk. []
58. Dressed goth. [x]
59. Dressed preppy. []
60. Been to a motocross race. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%

61. Avoided somebody. [x]
62. Been stalked. []
63. Stalked someone. []
64. Met a celebrity. [...?](does the president count as a celebrity...)
65. Played an instrument. [x]
66. Ridden a horse. [x]
67. Cut yourself. []
68. Bungee jumped. []
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. []
70. Been to a wild party [x]
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%

71. Got caught stealing something. []
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. [x]
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. []
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. []
75. Got arrested. []
76. Been pregnant. []
77. Babysat. [x]
78. Been to another country. [x]
79. Started your house on fire. []
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. [x] (well... i consider it more as a spirit...)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 59%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. []
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [x]
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. []
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. [x]
85. Sat on your butt all day. [x]
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. []
87. Had a job. [x]
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. []
89. Been called a whore. [x](-_- and not proud of it)
90. Danced like a whore. [x] (for the fun of it ... not because i was trying to be one...)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. []
92. Been in a car accident. []
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. [x]
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. [x]
95. Raped somebody. []
96. Danced in the rain. [x]
97. Been rejected. [x]
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. []
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [x]
100. Been raped. []
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%

You are 48% something ... not very pure thats for sure lol !

And now for the other thing of boredom!


1. Taken a picture naked? - yes

2. Painted your room? - yes

3. Made out with a member of the same sex? - yes

4. Drove a car? - yes, trying to get my permit

5. Danced in front of your mirror? - yeahhh..

6. Have a crush? - yes

7. Been dumped? - yes, kinda both ways though ...

8. Stole money from a friend? - no

9. Gotten in the car with people you didnt know? - yes, but it was allo-stop so it doesn't count really (co-voiturage... don't know what its called in english ...)

10. Been in a fist fight? - no

11. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? - yes

12. Had feelings for a friend? - yes

14. Made out with a stranger? - yes

15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? - yes

16. Left your house with out telling your parents? - well not really ... kinda ... neways

17. Had a crush on your neighbor? - no

18. Ditched school to do something more fun? - yes

19. Slept (not had sex) in a bed with a member of the same sex? - yes

20. Seen someone die? - no

21. Been on a plane? - yes

22. Kissed a picture? - meh... not sure

23. Slept in until 3? - yes

24. Miss someone right now? - yes

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? - yes

26. Made a snow angel? - yes

27. Played dress up? - no

28. Cheated while playing a game? - yes

29. Been lonely? - no

30. Fallen asleep at work/school? - in boring classes especially

31. Been to a bar? - yes

32. Felt an earthquake? - well i was a kid and i slept though it so i guess not ...

33. Touched a snake? - yes

34. Ran a red light? - no

35. Been suspended from school? - no

36. Had detention? - yes

37. Been in a car accident that you didnt cause? - no

38. Hated the way you look? - yeahhh

39. Witnessed a crime? - no

40. Been the person doing the crime? - no

41. Pole danced? - yes

42. Been lost? - no

43. Been to the opposite side of the country? - think so...

44. Felt so sick you thought you might die? - yeah... alcohols fault... lol

45. Cried yourself to sleep? - yes

47. Sang karaoke? - i love karaoke XD

48. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? - sadly yes...

49. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? - no

50. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - yes

51. Kissed in the rain? - yes

52. Sang in the shower? - yeah, but the radio was playing to !

53. Had sex in a park? - kinda ... not all the way...

54. Had a dream where you were married? - no

55. Glued your hand to something? - no

56. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? - lol yeah when i was a kid at recess

57. Ever gone to school partially naked? - no

58. Been a cheerleader? - no

59. Sat on a roof top? - yes

60. Didn’t take a shower for a week? - no

61. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? - sometimes depends which ones

62. Played chicken? - no ... ? wtf? lol

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Rofl, and no...not pure at all.

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:iconmusic4ever13:
lol nope XD

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